Monday, March 26, 2007

These make me smile...

A Nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in:

Dear God : I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made onTuesday. That was cool.

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you keep the ones You already have?

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

Dear God: I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

Dear God : Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God: Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words inthe house?

Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God : I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?

Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what Iprayed for was a puppy.

Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hairall over.

Dear God: You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

Dear God: I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God : My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're justkidding, aren't they?

Dear God:I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God : We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it.So, I bet he stole Youridea

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